Favorite films

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • The Thing
  • Harold and Maude
  • Repo Man

Recent activity

  • Hard Target


  • The Conversation


  • Daughters of Darkness


  • Dollman vs. Demonic Toys


Recent reviews

  • Blue Vengeance

    Blue Vengeance


    i like how any time the killer takes out one of his costume prop medieval weapons it materializes out of thin air like a video game character cycling through their item slots

  • Fade to Black

    Fade to Black


    this is what Armond White sees whenever you mfers leave a comment under one of his reviews

Popular reviews

  • Hamilton


    one of the most singularly evil cultural byproducts of our time, and i would be legitimately shocked if we didn’t find out the CIA was involved with this shit one day in the future

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    my favorite bit in this is how being forced to live in a vague simulation of the 2010's instead of a vague simulation of the 1990's has driven The Merovingian insane to the point where he looks like Michel Houellebecq and runs around like a homeless freak Cirque du Soleil street clown