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  • Black Mirror: Striking Vipers

    Black Mirror: Striking Vipers

    ★★★

    the ending is such a huge letdown it’s like someone jacking you off and you’re about to cum but they edge you instead and leave you hanging there with blue balls

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    NOTHING ELSE TO SAY LIKE... PERIOD!

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  • Sharp Objects

    Sharp Objects

    ★★★★★

    episode one - EMMY ADAMS.

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★★

    GOOD DAY to everyone who gave what is the greatest film made in history 5 stars. Not to those who gave it a lower rating, y’all can CHOKE!!! There’s not a single flaw in this masterpiece, y’all just too pretentious and edgy.