Favorite films

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Pinned reviews

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  Aquamarine 2006

  ★★★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 04 Feb 2021

  despite boy fever,
  aka just the one boy,
  surprisingly gay!

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  The Son of Bigfoot 2017

  ★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 04 Oct 2021

  the animation
  is way better than should be.
  his mom fucked Bigfoot

Recent reviews

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  Fall 2022

  ★★ Watched by Haiku Dan 13 Aug 2022

  during my screening
  three dudes were texting throughout,
  and I don’t blame them

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Haiku Dan 13 Aug 2022

  perfect casting of
  Pete Davidson as the guy
  you’d most like to punch

Popular reviews

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  Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 13 Jun 2022

  just when I got used
  to a comedian’s set,
  they got off the stage

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  Purple Hearts 2022

  Watched by Haiku Dan 10 Mar 2022 1

  signed an NDA.
  cannot discuss what I thought.
  this is a movie

  
  Edit August 3, 2022:
  many mixed feelings,
  mostly cringe, but also heart.
  ending lands for me