Favorite films

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Pinned reviews

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  Aquamarine 2006

  ★★★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 04 Feb 2021

  despite boy fever,
  aka just the one boy,
  surprisingly gay!

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  The Son of Bigfoot 2017

  ★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 04 Oct 2021

  the animation
  is way better than should be.
  his mom fucked Bigfoot

Recent reviews

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  Machine Gun Kelly's Life In Pink 2022

  ½ Watched by Haiku Dan 28 Jun 2022

  "this one's for the fans,"
  this hot mess doc seems to say.
  masturbatory

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  Demon Squad 2019

  ★ Watched by Haiku Dan 27 Jun 2022

  MST3k
  “a smash mouth concert in a
  spirit halloween”

Popular reviews

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  Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Haiku Dan 13 Jun 2022

  just when I got used
  to a comedian’s set,
  they got off the stage

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Haiku Dan 21 Jun 2022 1

  Butler’s magnetic,
  and Tom Hanks’ worst performance.
  some choices were made