thirst watch connoisseur & professional movie cryer

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Prisoners
  • Boyhood

Recent activity

  • Jennifer's Body


  • When Harry Met Sally...


  • The Nun II


  • Theater Camp


Pinned reviews

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    let’s be real if i played free city i’d end up having a her (2013) style relationship with npc ryan reynolds

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Hangover Part II

    The Hangover Part II


    bradley cooper as phil is so dangerously sexy what did they give him

  • Sherlock: A Study in Pink

    Sherlock: A Study in Pink


    “fuck you my child is completely fine”
    the child: starts rewatching sherlock