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  • Killing Gunther

    Killing Gunther


    There are two things that shine here. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first. He was better than I expected in a comedy role. He steals every scene he is in, and him appearing makes the rest of the film almost worth it. The second is a fight scene at the end. The film is a mockumentary, and in this scene the three camera men filming it are killed. So you see the fight play out through these three stationary cameras, and…

  • Ride in the Whirlwind

    Ride in the Whirlwind


    This is filled with potential. On paper, this film sounds fantastic. Three men are assumed to be part of an outlaw gang, are caught up in a shootout between the outlaws and vigilantes, and then are hunted as they flee the carnage. This sounds fantastic, it's just unfortunate that the film is just a little lacking. This film needed to be better written, and have better performances. What is there isn't bad, but this was really just a few steps away from being fantastic.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    The Force Awakens left this film on rocky ground. It was a poor follow up to Return of The Jedi, and honestly I really did not like where it left the universe going forward. I nevet expected this film to be perfect, but god I did not expect it to be so awful.

    The entire film is a mess. Im just so confused. What feels like an hour is devoted to a plotline that goes nowhere, while the rest of…

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Dont choke on your aspirations, Director"

    This line sums up everything I dislike about this film. Darth Vader making a quip as he chokes someone. It mafked the point where I went from bored to outright disgusted.

    Rogue One is the first Star Wars movie I will never watch again. Its that bad. I dislike The Force Awakens, but Ive seen it twice this year. I would consider watching it again. I would not even get paid to see Rogue…