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  • Killing Gunther

    Killing Gunther

    ★★

    There are two things that shine here. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first. He was better than I expected in a comedy role. He steals every scene he is in, and him appearing makes the rest of the film almost worth it. The second is a fight scene at the end. The film is a mockumentary, and in this scene the three camera men filming it are killed. So you see the fight play out through these three stationary cameras, and…

  • Ride in the Whirlwind

    Ride in the Whirlwind

    ★★★

    This is filled with potential. On paper, this film sounds fantastic. Three men are assumed to be part of an outlaw gang, are caught up in a shootout between the outlaws and vigilantes, and then are hunted as they flee the carnage. This sounds fantastic, it's just unfortunate that the film is just a little lacking. This film needed to be better written, and have better performances. What is there isn't bad, but this was really just a few steps away from being fantastic.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    The Force Awakens left this film on rocky ground. It was a poor follow up to Return of The Jedi, and honestly I really did not like where it left the universe going forward. I nevet expected this film to be perfect, but god I did not expect it to be so awful.

    The entire film is a mess. Im just so confused. What feels like an hour is devoted to a plotline that goes nowhere, while the rest of…

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Dont choke on your aspirations, Director"

    This line sums up everything I dislike about this film. Darth Vader making a quip as he chokes someone. It mafked the point where I went from bored to outright disgusted.

    Rogue One is the first Star Wars movie I will never watch again. Its that bad. I dislike The Force Awakens, but Ive seen it twice this year. I would consider watching it again. I would not even get paid to see Rogue…