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  • Forbidden Planet

    Forbidden Planet


    Honestly fantastic. An engaging mystery, with a touch of B-movie charm and some fantastic special effects.

  • Strangers on a Train

    Strangers on a Train


    The more I watch Hitchcock, the more I understand why he is so revered. A masterclass in how to build tension. I was on the edge of my seat watching a tennis match, and I don't even like tennis.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    The Force Awakens left this film on rocky ground. It was a poor follow up to Return of The Jedi, and honestly I really did not like where it left the universe going forward. I nevet expected this film to be perfect, but god I did not expect it to be so awful.

    The entire film is a mess. Im just so confused. What feels like an hour is devoted to a plotline that goes nowhere, while the rest of…

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Dont choke on your aspirations, Director"

    This line sums up everything I dislike about this film. Darth Vader making a quip as he chokes someone. It mafked the point where I went from bored to outright disgusted.

    Rogue One is the first Star Wars movie I will never watch again. Its that bad. I dislike The Force Awakens, but Ive seen it twice this year. I would consider watching it again. I would not even get paid to see Rogue…