Favorite films

  • F for Fake
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • La Haine
  • The Science of Sleep

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  • Stand by Me

    ★★★★

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

  • Men

    ★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★½

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  • The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    ★★★★★

    i say, when that train was moving forwards, i thought it was coming right at me! i dove out of the way, which knocked off my top hat and cummerbund!

    by the time that i stood back up, the film was already over! my dearest sweet Bertha took her 2-story tall hat and beat me within an inch of my life for embarrassing her! we both died of tuberculosis at 24

  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    the tantalizing story of chris kyle, a pathological lying sniper who spent his whole life shooting anyone he was told to shoot, ultimately having his life ended by an american at home

    why did he shoot chris? who knows. maybe he was possessed by the ghost of a child he bragged about shooting in his book