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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ½

    Joker doesn't say "We live in a society" in the movie and it was just for the trailer. Fuck you Zack, you lied to me. I was scammed, deceived, tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled, and betrayed. It was literally the only reason why I wanted to watch your dumbass 4 hour-long edgelord cringefest superhero movie made for children and socially inept man-children that think it's so cool because of the shitty monochromatic color-correction, pretentious slow-motion, and Batman saying "fuck". Piss off Zack, I want 4-hours of my life back.


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  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

    I can tell John Krasinski finally played The Last of Us.

    I enjoyed this way more then the first because less time is spent trying to make it a horror movie and more time is dedicated to it being a cool post-apocalyptic survival thriller. There's still a lot of dumb shit that happens towards the end and I'll never rewatch it but I had fun.

  • Attack on Titan: Chronicle

    Attack on Titan: Chronicle

    ★★★★★

    Just finished season 1 with my mom. It's pretty wild coming back to the pure simplicity of this season after everything that happens later on. Remember when this show was about humans fighting Titans? Lol. There is so much foreshadowing here and it's a testament to how well the entire show was planned out ahead of time.

    A brilliant introduction to the series that perfectly sets up the world and characters. However, there are some pretty bad pacing issues here.…

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