"Literally every sex scene in a movie is completely pointless and awkward" bro shut up and grow tf up

We get it you only watch 3 movies a year

  • Boogie Nights
  • Shame
  • The Handmaiden
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • American Beauty
  • Anomalisa
  • Shortbus
  • American Psycho
  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II
  • Antichrist
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Magnolia
  • Oldboy
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Black Swan
  • Her
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Kids
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Parasite
  • The Lighthouse
  • Gone Girl
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Donnie Darko
  • Fight Club
  • Fargo
  • Trainspotting
  • Midsommar
  • Enter the Void
  • Irreversible
  • Blue Velvet
  • Lost Highway
  • Perfect Blue
  • Breaking the Waves
  • Enemy
  • The Terminator
  • Raging Bull
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Don't Look Now
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
  • The White Ribbon
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • The Master
  • Possession
  • Naked
  • Crank
  • Vampire's Kiss
  • Crash
  • 12 Years a Slave
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Safe
  • Paranoia Agent
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • The Wrestler
  • Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
  • Raw
  • The Favourite
  • Dogtooth
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • The Lobster
  • Audition
  • Ichi the Killer
  • Chinatown
  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Happiness
  • Wild at Heart
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Moonlight
  • The Departed
  • Climax
  • The Skin I Live In
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Monster
  • Lust, Caution
  • Rocketman
  • Simon Killer
  • Thirst
  • Nineteen Eighty-Four
  • Burning
  • Brazil
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Ida
  • Election
  • Secretary
  • Woman in the Dunes
  • Midnight Cowboy
  • The Graduate
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Berserk
  • Brüno