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  • Spooky Town

    Spooky Town

    Robert “banned from Witching Hour” Schneider

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast


    The Beast is so Extra™️. He’s me every time that I don’t get enough attention.

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  • Zoo



    it's your basic story. boy meets girl, boy divorces girl, boy meets horse and gets fucked to death by it.

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed


    a primal scream into the uncaring void tbh

    it's like schrader shoved his hand into my brain, pulled out all of my thoughts and anxieties about faith, environmentalism, and depression, then just hurled that shit onscreen.