Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 2011

  ★ Added 1

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Recent reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  Watched 30 May 2023

  the absolute monster i am going to become when this comes out….. my favorite director AND a frankenstein inspired story??????

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  Paterson 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 May 2023

  this movie made me realize how much i really assume the worst in people omfg 💀

Popular reviews

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  Avalon High 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Aug 2019 3

  are yall ever reminded of a movie you forgot existed but you know you totally had like a 3 day hyper-fixation on when you were 10 years old?

  why this movie is iconic:
  -the king arthur mythology
  -the way britt robertson runs
  -gregg sulkin's "american" accent
  -battlefield by jordin sparks
  -the highs and lows of high school football
  -britt robertson looking dope in that armor
  -marco's emo ass
  -that battle scene tho

  king arthur?? more like king of camp

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  Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Aug 2019

  um sorry but i only watch the classiest, most artfully crafted and deeply thought-provoking cinema that there is to offer.