Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • Columbus
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Recent activity

  • Poor Things

  • Paterson


  • Divergent

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.


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Recent reviews

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    the absolute monster i am going to become when this comes out….. my favorite director AND a frankenstein inspired story??????

  • Paterson



    this movie made me realize how much i really assume the worst in people omfg 💀

Popular reviews

  • Avalon High

    Avalon High


    are yall ever reminded of a movie you forgot existed but you know you totally had like a 3 day hyper-fixation on when you were 10 years old?

    why this movie is iconic:
    -the king arthur mythology
    -the way britt robertson runs
    -gregg sulkin's "american" accent
    -battlefield by jordin sparks
    -the highs and lows of high school football
    -britt robertson looking dope in that armor
    -marco's emo ass
    -that battle scene tho

    king arthur?? more like king of camp

  • Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

    Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge


    um sorry but i only watch the classiest, most artfully crafted and deeply thought-provoking cinema that there is to offer.