there's only one funny line in this when the cop escorting the convicts says "what a guy!"

Really only watched this to better track Godzilla's origins, but it stands on its own. If Godzilla was quadrupedal and made of clay, he probably would have looked like this.

What the hell is the lead guy's accent though?

🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎤

i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.