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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!”

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solar…

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  • Gigantis the Fire Monster

    Gigantis the Fire Monster

    there's only one funny line in this when the cop escorting the convicts says "what a guy!"

  • The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

    The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

    Really only watched this to better track Godzilla's origins, but it stands on its own. If Godzilla was quadrupedal and made of clay, he probably would have looked like this.

    What the hell is the lead guy's accent though?

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  • Ugetsu

    Ugetsu

    🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎀

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.