executive: "give me the pitch"

writer: "WHAT IF hilary's emails bengazi'd hurricane katrina?"

executive: "omg!"

writer "AND she's played by ed harris!"

executive: "$120,000,000."

just saw the new restoration. it definitely will require another viewing for me, because even though i wasn't constantly entertained, inspired, or awestruck (i was occasionally all three), you can still tell this is major vision that's been hugely neglected.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎤