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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!โ€

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solarโ€ฆ

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  • Roma

    Roma

    So... what exactly inspired hollywood's sudden and brief moment of clarity when it comes to foreign-language film? This is almost too good to be true. Kudos to Cuarรณn for somehow leveraging a Sandra Bullock space movie into this film and it's success.

  • The Misty Green Sky

    The Misty Green Sky

    Existentially pulsating titties

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

  • Ugetsu

    Ugetsu

    ๐ŸŽงdon't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you๐ŸŽค