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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!”

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solar…

  • Geostorm


    executive: "give me the pitch"

    writer: "WHAT IF hilary's emails bengazi'd hurricane katrina?"

    executive: "omg!"

    writer "AND she's played by ed harris!"

    executive: "$120,000,000."

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  • Color of Night

    Color of Night

    well that was bonkers. love that they completely gave the twist away about halfway in to the movie and then still acted like it was a complete shock during the actual "reveal".

    the 2hr 20minute directors cut feels about 6hrs long but I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Blu-ray #165

  • BlacKkKlansman


    a spike lee movie through and through... although it feels like at times spike is stuck in between "i want to make something provocative" and "i want to win an oscar".

    slightly disappointed for some reason that no black person dresses up in KKK robes though :\

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

  • Ugetsu


    🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎀