Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • American Psycho
  • The Lighthouse
  • Climax

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  • House of Gucci


Recent reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Like Nolan’s Batman on heroin.

    Riddle me this: What do you get when you cross America’s favorite flying rodent-themed detective with a healthy dose of Se7en and Saw inspiration? Probably something akin to The Batman, Matt Reeves’ take on the titular Caped Crusader that exchanges the bombastic action sequences of yore for a more gritty police procedural-style serial killer mystery. What we have here is a methodical redistribution of the Batman archetype against a sprawling conspiracy that reaches deep into…

  • Panman


    A woman is killed by having her throat cut with the edge of a reynolds wrap box. That’s all you need to know about this.

Popular reviews

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    How to Get Laid: The Travis Bickle Method.

    1. Find a girl. Any girl will do. Doesn't matter if she's already dating someone else or not.

    2. Offer to take said girl out for a lunch date at a diner. Ask girl out for future date at said diner.

    3. Take girl to a movie. Preferably the porn cinema. Chicks dig porn cinemas.

    4. When she leaves, call her the next day. Repeat until you show up at her work…