Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • American Psycho
  • The Lighthouse
  • Climax

Recent activity

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  • Crimes of the Future


  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


  • Django Unchained


Recent reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    It really is just about a lady doing her taxes if you REALLY think about it.

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    This movie is absolutely brilliant. The violence implied through tense but friendly bird shot matches. The intense love triangle between two people of power and one acquiring it by happenstance. The influences from Malick and Wes Anderson (there’s a lot of camerawork influenced by Grand Budapest and late era Malick like Tree of Life). The superb acting from powerhouse talent. The overall grandiose nature of the entire production design complete with historical accuracy. What’s not to love?

Popular reviews

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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