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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    I can't believe I'm at a point in my life where seeing Chris Pratt nurturing his horrific cgi reptilian children legitimately made me a bit broody

  • She's the Man

    She's the Man


    ' Girls with asses like mine don't talk to boys with faces like yours' 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


    The most unrealistic thing about this film is not that all the waxwork people came to life but the idea that Amelia Earhart would activly thirst over resident bland man Ben Stiller

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    the mummy isn't even a bad guy really. i too am cranky when i get woken up, want to be centre of attention, tend to yell a lot, am overdramatic, and just generally just make people uncomfortable. i feel like i get him.