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  • The Girl with All the Gifts

    The Girl with All the Gifts


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Babyboomers go on and on about how annoying millennials are but at least we don't fully eat the flesh clean of their bones like the demon children in this

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock


    When I was a kid I used to think Sarah Silverman was a stone cold bitch but now I'm kinda know what I would also be pissed if this grown ass man set up camp in the middle of my  appartment, ate all my cereal and stole my bfs identity. I'm on ur side Sarah

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  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


    The most unrealistic thing about this film is not that all the waxwork people came to life but the idea that Amelia Earhart would activly thirst over resident bland man Ben Stiller

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    the mummy isn't even a bad guy really. i too am cranky when i get woken up, want to be centre of attention, tend to yell a lot, am overdramatic, and just generally just make people uncomfortable. i feel like i get him.