★★★½ Watched 22 Apr, 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
THE AWKWARD KISS SCENE OMFG
★★★★★ Watched 09 Apr, 2018
Can this random grown ass man leave the teenage girl alone so she can be a lesbian and play football in peace please
★★★ Watched 26 Aug, 2016
The most unrealistic thing about this film is not that all the waxwork people came to life but the idea that Amelia Earhart would activly thirst over resident bland man Ben Stiller
the mummy isn't even a bad guy really. i too am cranky when i get woken up, want to be centre of attention, tend to yell a lot, am overdramatic, and just generally just make people uncomfortable. i feel like i get him.