★★★½ Watched 25 Jun, 2017 2
I can't believe I'm at a point in my life where seeing Chris Pratt nurturing his horrific cgi reptilian children legitimately made me a bit broody
★★★★★ Watched 24 Jun, 2017
' Girls with asses like mine don't talk to boys with faces like yours' 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
★★★ Watched 26 Aug, 2016
The most unrealistic thing about this film is not that all the waxwork people came to life but the idea that Amelia Earhart would activly thirst over resident bland man Ben Stiller
the mummy isn't even a bad guy really. i too am cranky when i get woken up, want to be centre of attention, tend to yell a lot, am overdramatic, and just generally just make people uncomfortable. i feel like i get him.