"Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad." -Kelly
Goddamn, Olyphant was a fucking savage in this.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Adam Sandler as jeweler who is also a loser, low-life, degenerate, piece of shit gambler, who screams and says fuck. A LOT. That's it. That's the whole fucking movie. That and something about a giant opal.
The best part is the end when someone FINALLY puts a bullet in his annoying fucking skull, and FINALLY put me outta my misery brought on by watching this garbage movie.
What a fucking turd.
I don't know why everyone is all about this movie, because it sucks. It's billed as a "female Superbad" but it doesn't have one tenth of the laughs and fun that film had... and I'm not even a huge fan of Superbad!
I didn't laugh one time at this. It's not funny. At all.
And if this is a representation of the way high schoolers are these days, thank fucking GOD I went to school 30 years ago. My generation would eat these fuckers ALIVE.