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  • Escape from New York
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  • Day Shift

    ★★★½

  • Catacombs

  • Lake Mungo

    ½

  • Horror in the High Desert

    ★★

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  • Day Shift

    Day Shift

    ★★★½

    Okay, this was a helluva lotta fun!

    Nothing really new story-wise, but a ton of absurd action turned up to 11, with lots of gore and funny shit thrown it. I thought I was gonna die laughing when Dave Franco's phone started playing Photograh by Nickleback!

    Favorite part was the hive takedown with the Nazarian brothers. Steve Howey and Scott Adkins were absolutely fucking hilarious as the Armenian vamp hunters!

    And how can you not love Snoop Dogg wielding a min-gun named Big Bertha...?! It's impossible.

    P.S. That extra half star is for including Body Count in the soundtrack. Fuck. Yeah!

  • Catacombs

    Catacombs

    Basically Shannyn Sossamon running around screaming for an hour a half, punctuated by a stupid "twist" ending.

    I can honestly say that I would've had the exact same reaction to it that she had.

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  • 9/11: One Day in America

    9/11: One Day in America

    ★★★★★

    The part where the firefighters were under the WTC in their make-shift command center they had set up, and they kept hearing the bodies of the people jumping and falling from the towers, hitting the canopy over top of them... I have no words. I just can't even imagine experiencing that as it was happening. It was... absolutely horrific.

    Every single one of those firefighters are absolute heroes.

    It's one thing to have something like 9/11 happen to you. Not…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Adam Sandler as jeweler who is also a loser, low-life, degenerate, piece of shit gambler, who screams and says fuck. A LOT. That's it. That's the whole fucking movie. That and something about a giant opal.

    The best part is the end when someone FINALLY puts a bullet in his annoying fucking skull, and FINALLY put me outta my misery brought on by watching this garbage movie.

    What a fucking turd.