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  Devotion 2022

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2022

  *Insert horny post for Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell*

  Also, military propaganda lmaooooooooo

  
  It's not so shabby.

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  Armageddon Time 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Banks Repeta was better here than he was in The Black Phone (where he also got abused by his poor excuse of a father). It's pretty neo liberal, but still pretty good.

Popular reviews

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  Oldboy 2003

  ½ Rewatched 19 Jan 2019

  What a piece of shit remake of the beloved classic from 2013 starring John Brandon, Eliza Betty Wilson and Samantha Jackson. 

  Sorry baby boys, you guys are objectively wrong. 
  I don’t know what objectively means, but I’m gonna say it anyway because some dude said it on YouTube about The Last Jedi. I hate plot holes now. I didn’t know what a plot hole was before I watched Maulers excellent videos on The Last Jedi, But now that I know, I see that every film has plot holes.
  Except for the original Oldboy from 2013. That film is the only perfect film ever made.

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  Violent Night 2022

  ★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2022

  It's Allright, but it's no Kurt Josef Wagle og Legenden om Fjordheksa