Dennis

Yes, I gave your fave a 3/5, don't be weird about it.

Favorite films

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
  • Nope
  • Crimes of the Future
  • Moonage Daydream

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  • Devotion

    ★★★

  • George Carlin's American Dream

    ★★★★

  • Armageddon Time

    ★★★½

  • I Love My Dad

    ★★★

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  • Devotion

    Devotion

    ★★★

    *Insert horny post for Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell*

    Also, military propaganda lmaooooooooo


    It's not so shabby.

  • Armageddon Time

    Armageddon Time

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Banks Repeta was better here than he was in The Black Phone (where he also got abused by his poor excuse of a father). It's pretty neo liberal, but still pretty good.

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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ½

    What a piece of shit remake of the beloved classic from 2013 starring John Brandon, Eliza Betty Wilson and Samantha Jackson. 

    Sorry baby boys, you guys are objectively wrong. 
    I don’t know what objectively means, but I’m gonna say it anyway because some dude said it on YouTube about The Last Jedi. I hate plot holes now. I didn’t know what a plot hole was before I watched Maulers excellent videos on The Last Jedi, But now that I know, I see that every film has plot holes.
    Except for the original Oldboy from 2013. That film is the only perfect film ever made.

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★

    It's Allright, but it's no Kurt Josef Wagle og Legenden om Fjordheksa