Yes, I gave your fave a 3/5, don't be weird about it.

Favorite films

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
  • Nope
  • Crimes of the Future
  • Moonage Daydream

Recent activity

  • Devotion


  • George Carlin's American Dream


  • Armageddon Time


  • I Love My Dad


Recent reviews

  • Devotion



    *Insert horny post for Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell*

    Also, military propaganda lmaooooooooo

    It's not so shabby.

  • Armageddon Time

    Armageddon Time


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Banks Repeta was better here than he was in The Black Phone (where he also got abused by his poor excuse of a father). It's pretty neo liberal, but still pretty good.

Popular reviews

  • Oldboy



    What a piece of shit remake of the beloved classic from 2013 starring John Brandon, Eliza Betty Wilson and Samantha Jackson. 

    Sorry baby boys, you guys are objectively wrong. 
    I don’t know what objectively means, but I’m gonna say it anyway because some dude said it on YouTube about The Last Jedi. I hate plot holes now. I didn’t know what a plot hole was before I watched Maulers excellent videos on The Last Jedi, But now that I know, I see that every film has plot holes.
    Except for the original Oldboy from 2013. That film is the only perfect film ever made.

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    It's Allright, but it's no Kurt Josef Wagle og Legenden om Fjordheksa