My recap/thoughts about seeing the first 4 FAST & FURIOUS movies for the first time by binge watching them over the past 13 hours:

It's the F.P., with cars
There's A LOT I don't know 'bout in the car racing gang world
You can race ANYWHERE!
Has the Groot/Wonder Woman mashup I never knew I needed.

Fuck laws
Fuck physics
Fuck injuries
Fuck logic

Fuck yeah!

THE SUSPICIOUS DEATH OF A MINOR is the HALLOWEEN III of giallo. A movie that you go into expecting one thing and get upset when it delivers something totally different, yet brilliant. Think about it. You know I'm right.

I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.