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  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious

    ★★½

    My recap/thoughts about seeing the first 4 FAST & FURIOUS movies for the first time by binge watching them over the past 13 hours:

    It's the F.P., with cars
    There's A LOT I don't know 'bout in the car racing gang world
    You can race ANYWHERE!
    Has the Groot/Wonder Woman mashup I never knew I needed.

    Fuck laws
    Fuck physics
    Fuck injuries
    Fuck logic

    Fuck yeah!

  • The Suspicious Death of a Minor

    The Suspicious Death of a Minor

    ★★★½

    THE SUSPICIOUS DEATH OF A MINOR is the HALLOWEEN III of giallo. A movie that you go into expecting one thing and get upset when it delivers something totally different, yet brilliant. Think about it. You know I'm right.

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★½

    I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.