John Carpenter

Like many of you, I watch a lot of movies. Most of them have #blood and offensive things in them.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Oldboy
  • The Descent

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  • The New Kids

    ★★★

  • The Sparks Brothers

    ★★★★★

  • 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

    ★★★★½

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

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  • 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

    4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

    ★★★★½

    I'm not saying there is a good time to watch 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, but the Saturday after Roe V. Wade is overturned is definitely a bad time to watch it.

    First time watch for all in the house. The intent was to put a spotlight on the position women may now be in because of this decision. All it did was piss everyone off and have them second guess whether I'm ever allowed to pick movies to watch again.

    Intense movie.

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    ★★★★½

    Only docking a half star because Ed Harris was in a dance scene, but didn't bust out his sweet, iconic moves from CREEPSHOW. Other than that minor detail, the movie is depressingly outstanding.

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.