John Carpenter

John Carpenter

Like many of you, I watch a lot of movies. Most of them have #blood and offensive things in them.

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  • Soul



    This movie is like a warm hug on a cold night.

  • Sleep Has Her House

    Sleep Has Her House


    Am I going to die in seven days? I feel like I just watched David Lynch's version of the videotape from THE RING.

Popular reviews

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

  • Annihilation



    If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.