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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    ★★

    My opinions of this film series seems to follow the trajectory of my opinions of Johnny Depp

  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ★½

    Unbeknownst to me, while watching, my phone dropped down the side of those new reclining theater chairs and I shattered the screen while adujusting the seat.

    Baywatch the film was still the worst part of that moviegoing experience.

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  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    ★★½

    You can't completely dislike any of the Fast and Furious but you can certainly get tired of them. 

    Best part was the mini-Shoot em Up remake with Statham near the end

  • Wilson

    Wilson

    ★★

    A prime example of a comedy that suffers from lack of comic timing in editing.