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  • Porco Rosso

    Porco Rosso


    "I'd much rather be a pig than a fascist."

    Absolute king.


  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


    Spielberg phoning it in and oft uncharacteristically visually drab, if handsome, but once Connery enters the scene the whole thing livens up to the best adventure standards. Tank scene remains the best Jones setpiece.

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  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie


    According to all known laws of aviation,
    there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway
    because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    Hang on a second.
    Oan you believe…

  • Atman



    new sleep paralysis buddy, here I come!