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  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ★½

    Casual racism and blantant sexism made this obvious cash-grab by Disney an embarrassment to watch. 


    Cringe-worthy and unnecessary lyrics changes to the songs even made the songs hard to listen to ("Heard the Princess was- She's HOT!" as opposed to "Heard the Princess was a sight, lovely to see...").


    Genie was Will Smith going full Will Smith but painted blue with extra (forced) cheese on top.

    The 'A whole new world" and the 'Cave of Wonders' scenes saved this abomination…

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★

    Not gonna lie, 'The Irishman': Didn't love it. Scorsese has done better, far more epic and deeply more complex work with much less. 

    This bloated, overrated film took up 3 and half hours of my life I can't get back. I don't blame either of THE A-List crew and I certainly don't blame the director. I think I expected something bigger in various areas than what I got. Perhaps I wanted 'Goodfellas 2: Repercussions' or 'Casino 2: Another Chance'. 

    It…

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

    Acting: Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. 

    Plot/Story: BWAhahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. 

    Too much and yet so much less than meets the eye.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    'Captain Marvel' had too much to do. It had to introduce new characters (this late, towards the end of the game - pun intended); make the central characters funny, emotional, empowering and a total badass; it needed to be nostalgic and link to the past and at the same time link to and set up the future of the MCU and with that much going on, it failed to do any of it. Jack of all trades, master of none...…