EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD. DAY.
A roid raging football player in Misfits-esque horror makeup is sitting on the bench post victory and his tears of joy are creating a muddy mess on his face.
When dumb fun and social commentary on the corruption of college football meet on the gridiron, it just creates a muddy mess of a melodrama.
This would be funner if it was much dumber!
P.S. The main character is on the poster 3 times. Is that a record?