𝚮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖊 🎃’s review published on Letterboxd:
Tom Hollander is the master of playing petty bitches. Give me few years and I'll be just as bitter as 90% of the characters he is playing.
14 year old movie that looks more impressive than most blockbusters these days. But Knightley and Depp have too strong of a chemistry together - it's hard to buy that eternal love between Elizabeth and Will after witnessing Elizabeth's interactions with Jack. Hell, she probably did what she did in the end in part to remove the temptation.
While the action scenes go on for far too long and the story isn't the best, Depp's line deliveries and expressions are so entertaining. Jack's realization that the kraken is about to attack is one of the funniest moments of the series.