Rocketman ★★★

Taron Egerton was actually brilliant unlike Rami "the entire world knows our director is a pedophile and a rapist but this is the first I am hearing of this!" Malek and this wasn't directed by a pervert unlike 90% of Bohemian Crapsody so kudos to everyone who made the latter such a hit and gave it all those Oscars and ignored this movie instead. Well done. Now go watch Cats - and before they fix the CGI - as your punishment.

But Bryce, honey what the fuck were you doing?

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