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  • Jaws
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Thing
  • Kong: Skull Island

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  • Ultraviolet

  • To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

    ★★★★

  • The Last Shark

    ★★

  • Earthquake

    ★★★

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  • Ultraviolet

    Ultraviolet

    This whole thing looks like it was filmed with an Instagram filter. Seriously. I told my husband this is what the world like when my glasses are dirty. Nothing here makes any sense. It's so badly acted it's comical. The action sequences are bad, which considering how much fun Milla was in The Fifth Element, is shocking. The only good thing about this is that it was short.

  • To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

    To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

    Kane Hodder is a goddamn National Treasure and should be treated as such. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

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  • Avalanche Sharks

    Avalanche Sharks

    Someone took a bunch of half thought out plot ideas, bad acting, boobs and a dollar store Val Kilmer and put them into a blender.

  • The Last Shark

    The Last Shark

    "Wait...*How* much did you say Jaws made?
    Really?
    Hmmm.
    Ok, I've got an idea.
    Instead of the 4th of July we'll have a Windsurfing competition, ok..and the Mayor won't cancel it because he's running for re-election. What? No, it's a totally original idea. Anyways so this grizzled old shark hunter...Quint? No no no his name is Ron, jeeze. Huh? No, he's Scottish...well just tell him to do the best accent he can, ok?! Can I continue? Great, so Ron and…