This whole thing looks like it was filmed with an Instagram filter. Seriously. I told my husband this is what the world like when my glasses are dirty. Nothing here makes any sense. It's so badly acted it's comical. The action sequences are bad, which considering how much fun Milla was in The Fifth Element, is shocking. The only good thing about this is that it was short.
"Wait...*How* much did you say Jaws made?
Ok, I've got an idea.
Instead of the 4th of July we'll have a Windsurfing competition, ok..and the Mayor won't cancel it because he's running for re-election. What? No, it's a totally original idea. Anyways so this grizzled old shark hunter...Quint? No no no his name is Ron, jeeze. Huh? No, he's Scottish...well just tell him to do the best accent he can, ok?! Can I continue? Great, so Ron and…