• Eternals



    thrilled that marvel have finally been brave enough to ask the question: what if the prettiest people in the world were also very sad and mostly immortal?

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob


    me: wow i sure hope the jules episode isn’t that sad i don’t think i can cope atm!

    the jules episode not even a minute in: *montage of the saddest moments from season one shown on the surface jules’ sobbing eyeball while the ENTIRETY of lorde’s liability plays in the background*

  • The Prom

    The Prom

    god giving james corden the desire to sing was one thing....but giving him a key role in the only fun project i will ever get to see nicole kidman and meryl streep do together? cruel and unforgivable

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    anya taylor-joy joins lupita nyong’o in the Actresses I Care About Enough To Watch An Entire Film/Series About Chess Club

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor


    hollywood i am begging you to cast victoria pedretti in something fun and lighthearted i literally cannot keep seeing her upset like this

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2


    there’s a scene in this film where a character comes out as gay (for the first time EVER) and talks about how confused and scared he is about it and i shit you not the lead character (who is the straightest girl alive with the world’s most supportive family and friends) responds “you shouldn’t let what other people think get in the way of being with who you love, i know all about that and it sucks” and if that’s not top tier comedy then i don’t know what is

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    “you’ve been watching too much dynasty, bro” is the single most hilarious (and 80s) way to call your vampire brother a f@ggot

  • The King of Staten Island

    The King of Staten Island

    the results are in...i love maude apatow enough to watch this movie but not enough to care about it

  • Inception



    pretty good!

  • mother!



    Happy mother!’s Day!

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada


    any one moment from emily blunt in this movie has more comedic impact than every male comedy actor’s entire filmography combined

  • All the Bright Places

    All the Bright Places


    as a bisexual literature major that bit where elle fanning and justice smith traded virginia woolf quotes back and forth for like five minutes was straight up pornography