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  • The Last Dragon

    The Last Dragon

    ★★★★★

    This is a prime example of a movie I find hard to review. This movie is practically part of my DNA and while I recognize it as technically a “bad” movie by all conventional standards, it’s pretty much my prototypical example of a great one. I’ve even wavered on a star rating but truth be told, I need to relax the traditional film critic way I view things and realize that any movie that I’ve seen this many times and can practically recite line by line from memory deserves a 5 star rating.

  • Rampage

    Rampage

    ★★★½

    If you watch this movie expecting something other than what it is, you will be disappointed. If you watch it and allow yourself to accept what it is, it’s exactly what it is which is a big dumb giant monster movie. There’s nothing wrong with that or this movie.

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ½

    This may be the most morally bankrupt Christmas movie of all time. A) Complain the dad is working despite being the single income for family. B) Then complain that he isn't buying the latest hot toy which equals hate him for not buying your love. C) Forget all that when he bumbles into a situation where he looks like super popular toy and saves the day. Repeat for wife with "hilarious" post credits scene.

  • Oddballs

    Oddballs

    ½

    I want everyone involved in making this movie to get a flesh eating bacteria.