i'm glad damien chazelle knows that ryan gosling's eyes are beautiful

“My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom.”

John Cusack claims you should urinate on some economics professors in this movie. So it's a pretty fun time.

Me before seeing this: I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, it might not be very good.

Me after seeing this: TALE AS OLD AS TIME!!!!!! SONG AS OLD AS RHYME!!!!!! BEAUTY AND THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!