Somewhat Summers

Somewhat Summers Pro

Favorite films

  • Bridge to Terabithia
  • The Dark Knight
  • Hugo
  • The Conjuring

Recent activity

  • Mean Girls


  • The League


  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day


  • Out of Darkness


Recent reviews

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Frankly, I’m a little disappointed that, due to test audiences, the DC Extended Universe didn’t end with a schizophrenic black guy stabbing a white king’s baby. I remember the days when this franchise tried to be edgy!

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre


    The fourth installment in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise is a parody, which in itself isn’t a bad thing, but for this parody to be as loud, impulsive, meandering, unfunny, and not scary as it is, is like peeing on the original film’s lawn and lighting yourself on fire for the dwindling audience’s enjoyment.

    There are a few jolts of energy and hints of inspiration, but McConaughey and Zellweger are too good for the material, even so early in their…

Popular reviews

  • The Ten Commandments

    The Ten Commandments


    Not as magical as the numerous times watching on expensive VHS tapes when I was little, but the memories of those olden days and the majesty of the film scanned from 6K still seeped through on the big screen.

    Even at nearly four hours long, I was shocked how much ground was covered; it was exhausting, but I still was wanting there to be more.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    This turned out to be the perfect match for how I’m feeling today.