Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift

Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift

Come on.

This was sort of intriguing as a concept, and it was just about holding it together through the trite dialogue... But then a decision was made, to add in a genuinely unnecessary, momentum-stopping 2 minute sex scene that includes: a woman writhing in ecstasy when champagne is sprayed over her; a sudden close up of a thrusting, clenching ass; and a "deep as shit, bro" soft rock song with super subtle lyrics like:

Light is breaking through the dark that is underneath...
Who's the enemy? Don't know what to believe...
Living in the shad-ooows!

I was howling. Howling with laughter. And I was not supposed to be.

Someone wrote this. Someone had to animate this. And I hope to God they were 15. That may be the only reasonable excuse.

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