Red Bird’s review published on Letterboxd:
I was rooting for this film. Not sure why really, I have no great affinity with anyone involved, but the drubbing it got made me kinda hope it was ok. Alas, it was not. Boring, overly long, and Depp doing kooky Depp. And Jesus, CGI animals. Stop doing that. Armie Hammer was alright though.