I like good movies and I love bad movies.

29, dude, not an asshole.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • The General
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Dog Day Afternoon

Recent activity

  • Go Figure


  • Jennifer's Body


  • Zootopia


  • Mulan


Recent reviews

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    This was released when I was a freshman in high school, and while watching now I was flashing back to friends quoting lines frequently. I'm glad to have finally seen it.

    Bit of a mixed bag. I like Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, but I dislike how try-hard Diablo Cody dialogue sounds. The story isn't an issue, Cody can write. It's just the affected dialogue. I'm hardly the first to hate it, and I feel cliche for even mentioning it.

    Could have been gayer.

  • Zootopia



    I try to divorce Zootopia from its clumsy racial allegory, I find it more enjoyable that way. Not my favorite movie, but watchable. I think this is the second time I've seen it.

    Though I enjoy Jason Bateman, his voice never fits Nick for me. Too douchey, maybe?

Popular reviews

  • Steamboat Bill, Jr.

    Steamboat Bill, Jr.


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hadn't watched Buster in a while, but it's always such a treat to come back to him.

    Seeing all these 1920s men in their suits and hats makes want a nice tailored suit so badly. Can we please wear hats again, as a society? Can formalwear be normal wear?

    Anyway, there's so many good gags here! ° Buster does a little song and dance to calm down a baby, it's very cute.
    ° The hat sequence (especially that payoff!).

  • Clerks



    I just really fuckin hate this one, and the accidental necrophilia makes me feel sick.