Halloween Kills

Halloween Kills

miserable IP maintenance that has the gall to be self-righteous as well as boring. every kill is shot like a pineapple express gag, quick, clean, and low-impact (except the pored-over suicide of a caricatured escapee from a 1900s sanatorium as part of the dumbest subplot in film history). repeats a lot of rob zombie’s moves except in a shitty cliffsnotes way and with better PR to lubricate the narrative. the absolute feminism of getting grandma laurie to sit in a hospital bed the whole movie lmao


also fuck i forgot about the gay couple who are called big john and little john mincing around their house looking for michael while calling each other’s gay little names. anchorman era stuff omfg

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