The Dark Tower

The Dark Tower

why. palpably worked over by studio hacks - stately long shots in crisp focus sharing space with CG beasties and horseshit backstory reshoots, all slathered with a generic score. 

if you haven't read the books - aka don't recognize the name "jake chambers" - this is gonna scan like a c-tier chosen one YA adaptation. if you have read the books you'll probably be even more confounded


IDRIS THO? READER, I STILL WOULD

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