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  • The Dead Zone

    The Dead Zone


    Amazing? Nope.

    10,000 times better than the show? Hell yes!

    Martin Sheen sounds more than a little goofy at points.

    Walken was perfect as usual. National Treasure.

    Kind of cool and yet really cheesy at other points.

  • Miss Sloane

    Miss Sloane


    Was this written by a 4-year-old who was coached by her mom on Twitter? I realize that the lead was supposed to be the 'strong female' archetype, but everyone just comes off as either ignorant or an asshole. There's no one to root for at all and the film itself seems long as hell.

    The acting was a mixed bag with everyone being mediocre or downright awful. Was Sam Waterston drunk? Going back and forth in time is a crutch…

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

    Apparently, my parents have more vivid memories of me watching this in the theatre than I do. Finally bought the whole trilogy on Blu-ray today so I could watch it again. It still has the magic that made it so unforgettable as a film. Jeff Goldblum is still my favorite with his signature brand of humor that doesn't measure up in The Lost…

  • The Interview

    The Interview


    "They hate us because they ain't us."

    So this is the film that caused so much controversy? Seriously? Seth Rogen plays himself once again while James Franco goes full retard. There are bad jokes and there's this crap. Juvenile jokes at their worst that are in line with Grown Ups. I know it takes a lot for me to laugh, but I didn't even chuckle. Though after seeing a nearly naked Seth Rogen I almost threw up. 2014 and you…