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  • The Final Master

    The Final Master

    ★★★

    Choppy plot, but at least it has a story.

    Fight scenes were well done without those cuts that Hollywood films do.

    Fun fights, but that's really it. Great choreography.

    Master Chen is more of a dick than a hero.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★

    Not as good as Spider-Man 2, but still better than the Amazing Spider-Man.

    Twist with the villain was actually pretty good and Marvel villains almost always suck. Exception: Loki.

    The relationship between Liz and Peter seemed so meaningless, but that's normal for the MCU.

    Iron Man 4: Guest Starring Spider-Man.

    That MJ shit was unnecessary. When was the last time I rolled my eyes that hard? Just like Jersey Shore Dante from DMC. Bleh!

    Who filmed those 'fight' scenes and…

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

    Apparently, my parents have more vivid memories of me watching this in the theatre than I do. Finally bought the whole trilogy on Blu-ray today so I could watch it again. It still has the magic that made it so unforgettable as a film. Jeff Goldblum is still my favorite with his signature brand of humor that doesn't measure up in The Lost…

  • The Interview

    The Interview

    ★½

    "They hate us because they ain't us."

    So this is the film that caused so much controversy? Seriously? Seth Rogen plays himself once again while James Franco goes full retard. There are bad jokes and there's this crap. Juvenile jokes at their worst that are in line with Grown Ups. I know it takes a lot for me to laugh, but I didn't even chuckle. Though after seeing a nearly naked Seth Rogen I almost threw up. 2014 and you…