Painfully predictable car porn.
Can't take the villain seriously.
It really isn't the same without Paul Walker.
Retreading old waters.
Tries to be dramatic but it fails.
"Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
Apparently, my parents have more vivid memories of me watching this in the theatre than I do. Finally bought the whole trilogy on Blu-ray today so I could watch it again. It still has the magic that made it so unforgettable as a film. Jeff Goldblum is still my favorite with his signature brand of humor that doesn't measure up in The Lost…
"They hate us because they ain't us."
So this is the film that caused so much controversy? Seriously? Seth Rogen plays himself once again while James Franco goes full retard. There are bad jokes and there's this crap. Juvenile jokes at their worst that are in line with Grown Ups. I know it takes a lot for me to laugh, but I didn't even chuckle. Though after seeing a nearly naked Seth Rogen I almost threw up. 2014 and you…