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Once I dreamed of being a filmmaker. Now I just write reviews of them that no one reads. That's life I guess.

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you followed back in 2019 you’ll know I was fairly excited for the release of Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Well as we know things don’t always work out as we hope. Stung by disappointment, Godzilla vs. Kong, the already filmed follow up, went from something to look forward to to a source of dread, as I was sure it would be the same thing all over. While most fans were frustrated by the constant reschedulings, first due to…

  • Collateral

    Collateral

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Lives of Vincent, the fabulous stories of the immortal character originally created for the motion picture Collateral. 

    (GUNSHOT!)

    That was the shot that killed Vincent. He died on the Metro in LA, as those of you know who saw the movie Collateral. Yes, that was the end of Vincent. But it was not the beginning. Vincent had many lives, and I can recall all of them. How do I know? Very simple. Because my name is Vincent.

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    Someone…

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  • Anna

    Anna

    LUC BESSON: Oh-ho, the Americans, they have no taste for originality. It’s sequel this, reboot that.
    FRENCH CRITIC: Yes, Hollywood runs around like headless chickens, throwing everything they can into audiences’ faces, “you loved this before, you will love it again, no?”
    LUC BESSON: Exactly. We French invented the motion picture, and it is we who shall shepherd it through this dark time. My new film breaks new ground, offering something never seen before. It is about this woman. She’s…

  • Billy Madison

    Billy Madison

    ★★★★★

    I would be remiss if I let Women’s History Month pass without talking about my favorite movie directed by a woman, Tamra Davies’ Billy Madison. Now you might assume I’m making some sexist joke, claiming my fav female directed film be a critically reviled crude comedy, but I am being completely serious. Billy Madison is a masterpiece, a comedy far above anything by Chaplin or Tati.

    One thing I don’t think many people understand is that this is a parody…