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  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    What even is cinema anymore?

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Yeah I didn’t watched this in theaters. 

    Even if I did see this in theaters, it wouldn’t change the fact it’s a peice of crap movie.

    Then again. What else is new?

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    Welcome to Jurassic Park 

    ^ I almost cried during that part because of how incredible and beautiful that scene is. 

    I don’t have a lot of things that hasn’t been said, other than it’s one of the finest blockbusters ever created.

    Now Jurassic World, I have a lot to say about that crapstorm later.

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    It’s official. Pixar has made a great sequel that isn’t Toy Story

    I was really scared that it would be another soulless chashgrab that, while might be entertaining for a little bit, leaves no impact on you in the long run like most Pixar sequels. 

    But you know what. Brad Bird listen to us. He knew how badly we wanted this sequel to be amazing, and he went out of his way to make sure this sequel has the same…