Cinephile-turned-just some guy who watches movies.
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Halloween 2018
REQUIEM FOR A LUMPY
Lumpy, a life-long resident of Haddonfield, Illinois, died tragically on the night of October 30th, 2018 at the age of 14. He is believed to be one of the victims of elusive but definitely not supernatural in any way serial killer Michael Myers.
Lumpy, known as "Kevin" by friends, was pulled out of school for one of his regular middle-of-the-week late-night hunting trips with his father. He is said to have been a crack-shot with aβ¦
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Wish Upon 2017
The Lonesome Death of #DumpsterDaddy
Dumpster Daddy was a man with a Problem. He could not, would not get out of the dumpster. His life was garbage and he knew it, so he tried to find the silver lining and find glory in the trash. You might think he's going to build something for his depressed daughter, but no. You might think there is some kind of motivation behind his addiction, this sickness, but no. He just loves the garbage.β¦
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The Black Phone 2021
Me: βThe 70s were crazy. You could be a magician and own two homes?β
KC: βOn a Grabberβs salary, no less.βAfter seeing this trailer over and over again for a lifetimeβ¦does Black Phone live up to the hype? Kinda! Mostly, yeah? Itβs funny to me that Joe Hill started publishing under a different last name to separate himself from comparisons to his dad, but he cannot help but write stories like King. He is truly his fatherβs son, theβ¦
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Elvis 2022
Hellvis Yesley
Man I was first in line from the moment I read the words βBaz Luhrmann to direct Elvis biopicβ and Iβd only grown more excited since. When that first trailer dropped, this thing skyrocketed to the top of my most anticipated list, right below Salemβs Lot. It didnβt seem like I could be any more in the bag for this until I saw David Erlichβs negative review out of Cannes. Beautiful. Thatβs all I needed. Chefβs kiss. Itβ¦
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Dark Shadows 2012
Aight. I'm drawing a line in the sand.
As a society we can either:Β
-continue to lie to ourselves and say this movie is "bad", or whatever...or
-we can all finally come to our senses and admit the undeniable truth that Tim Burton's late-in-the-game masterpiece is one of the most aesthetically beautiful movies to be released this century -
Untold: Malice at the Palace 2021
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