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Short stories (written as WH Gilbert) can be found through that link above☝🏻

Cinephile-turned-just some guy who watches movies.

Favorite films

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • The Creeping Flesh

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  • Saw X

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

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  • Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    β€œΙͺ α΄‘α΄€κœ± ʟΙͺα΄ Ιͺɴ’ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴅᴇᴠΙͺʟ ᴛᴏᴑɴ

    α΄…Ιͺᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴑ Ιͺα΄› α΄‘α΄€κœ± α΄€ ᴅᴇᴠΙͺʟ ᴛᴏᴑɴ

    ᴏʜ ΚŸα΄Κ€α΄…, Ιͺα΄› Κ€α΄‡α΄€ΚŸΚŸΚ Κ™Κ€Ιͺɴɒꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴏᴑɴ

    α΄€Κ™α΄α΄œα΄› α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴅᴇᴠΙͺʟ ᴛᴏᴑɴ”

    Ages like a fine wine.

    As my buddy Houston has said, while Halloween 2018Β and Halloween Kills live in the same neighborhood, this trilogy is really one of 3 distinct movies. But the connecting tissue between the three?Β 
    Haddonfield.

    These movies are very concerned with an autumn-time tradition: campfire stories and urban legends, and EndsΒ confirms thatΒ Haddonfield…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

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    π–‹π–‘π–Šπ–Žπ–˜π–ˆπ–π–œπ–”π–‘π–‹

    At this point in my life, I only hope that one day I will be able to run around some small town yelling β€œThe Boogeyman is at large!!!” and it will make sense.

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  • The Creeping Flesh

    The Creeping Flesh

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    While it’s not as great as the top half of Hammer’s movies, I do think people like my buddy Mark would like it much more. While it’s shoddier and weirder, it lacks the slower pacing of those movies. And the editing in particular is kind of awesome. There are several moments, both visual and auditory, that feel strikingly modern.

    Peter Cushing breaks your heart, even as he is oppressing his beautiful daughter (he does it because he CARES, damnit!). Lorna…

  • Saw X

    Saw X

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    β€œThis just…isn’t right!”
    β€”John Kramer, aka Jigsaw

    I’m kind of astounded at the reception to this movie, as it seems like everyone fell in love with Saw this year. I don’t think this movie is that great, but I do have to admit it just feels comfortable knowing another Saw movie went to theaters, idk why.Β 

    I’m also really surprised it took them 10 movies to finally make John the main character in the movie, and then kinda made it…

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  • Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows

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    Aight. I'm drawing a line in the sand.

    As a society we can either:Β 
    -continue to lie to ourselves and say this movie is "bad", or whatever...or
    -we can all finally come to our senses and admit the undeniable truth that Tim Burton's late-in-the-game masterpiece is one of the most aesthetically beautiful movies to be released this century

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values

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    When people say sequels are never better,Β just say Values.