The Irishman ★★★★★

“It was no more...complicated...than that.”

It’s taken me a while to come around to the light, but I think I finally love this sad ass shit. I love Robert De Niro and how every time he’s on screen I’m sure he’s the worlds finest actor. I love the montage to “Sleepwalk”. I love the beer-steamed hotdogs. I love every time Pacino eats a sundae. I love every time they dip their bread in wine. I love the scene at Christmas morning that’s the saddest scene from a movie last year. I love when Pesci gets his in the face with a paint can.
Gimme Seltzer may not have the Stones. But it’s got some YUGE BALLS

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