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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hey ladies! 🌸💁‍♀️🌼💁‍♀️🌸💁‍♀️🌼
    🥰‼️lets get high as FUCK‼️🥰
    and have a 💃🏻dance💃🏻 competition! 👌👌
    the winner 🏆👸💐 gets to sacrifice their boyfriend 👱‍♂️🍆🤷‍♂️ in a bear carcass!
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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★★

    beautiful colors,
    fun characters,
    stellar acting,
    outstanding outfits,
    a FIRE soundtrack,
    immaculate action sequences,
    a cast AND crew full of women,



    my new comfort film <3 thank you miss robbie.

  • How to Build a Girl

    How to Build a Girl

    ★★

    there was multiple things that ruined the potential of this movie but the one that really did it in for me was her outfits. she looks like a cosplayer at an anime convention. literally every fit was horrid. no one dresses like that. maybe ditch the red hair and hat and then there might be something to work with??? beanie did NOT deserve to be done that dirty. not on MY watch.

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  • Avalon High

    Avalon High

    ★★★★★

    are yall ever reminded of a movie you forgot existed but you know you totally had like a 3 day hyper-fixation on when you were 10 years old?

    why this movie is iconic:
    -the king arthur mythology
    -the way britt robertson runs
    -gregg sulkin's "american" accent
    -battlefield by jordin sparks
    -the highs and lows of high school football
    -britt robertson looking dope in that armor
    -marco's emo ass
    -that battle scene tho

    king arthur?? more like king of camp

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    jacob:

    renesmee: 👂🏻👁👃🏻👁👂🏻
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