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  • The Meg

    The Meg


    Surprisingly a decent film that is bogged down by some weak acting and bad pacing. There were about three points in this film where I thought it was the end, and yet they found even more scenes to cram into it. Despite this, it never really felt bloated or had any really boring stretches. The dialogue ranged from slightly shitty to just barely competent. The film does not short change on the action, however. Overall, a pretty entertaining summer action flick.

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man


    I was going to say that this film was way too late, but I think it still would have been pretty pointless if it had been released at the peak of Slender Man's popularity. Slender Man is neither scary nor a compelling character in the slightest, and the bland one dimensional protagonists certainly don't pick up the slack. Bad writing, bad CGI, and a character that lost relevancy years ago make this somehow worse than the Bye Bye Man.

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    Nolan performs a magic trick of his own by leaving the morality of both men in the hands of the viewer. The "some secrets are better left unknown" theme really adds to the moral ambiguity and leaves you wondering who the antagonist and protagonist truly are.

  • Paper Towns

    Paper Towns


    Absolute 100% dogshit. Nothing in this makes any sense. The "2deep4u" female character contradicts herself countless times. John Green is a hack. Fuck man I am rattled right now.