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  • Along Came Polly

    Along Came Polly


    How many times are dumb dildos going to risk their shot at being with Jennifer Aniston by typing up lists about her flaws on their computers?

  • The Runaways

    The Runaways


    Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning are really good at their jobs.

    Otherwise super forgettable and dull biopic-type film. Pretty disappointed because it had all the mechanics of something I should love.

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  • Freaks of Nature

    Freaks of Nature


    >this never got a wide release
    >this will never be a cult film
    >a majority of people will die having never enjoyed this

    Fuck me right up. Why even live?

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    On December 16, 2015, I decided that life isn't so bad and it's pretty worth living after all. Thanks, Star Wars.

    If you have a problem with that, you can literally felate me.

    No but seriously, I'm beyond a loss for words if I'm being really real. Myself and four friends saw this alone in an auditorium. We collectively jumped up and screamed at least one dozen times, and probably spent a third of the movie sitting on the barricade behind our seats. You know, like children would do when they're seeing something beyond special or spectacular.