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  • You Get Me

    You Get Me


    What a toxic piece of shit. Expected nothing, got so much less.

    GIRLS ARE CUH-RAZY, am I right boys?!?

  • Girls Trip

    Girls Trip


    Tiffany Hadish's character was literally the worst in the history of film aside from anyone Sacha Baron Cohen has ever played.

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  • Freaks of Nature

    Freaks of Nature


    >this never got a wide release
    >this will never be a cult film
    >a majority of people will die having never enjoyed this

    Fuck me right up. Why even live?

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    On December 16, 2015, I decided that life isn't so bad and it's pretty worth living after all. Thanks, Star Wars.

    If you have a problem with that, you can literally felate me.

    No but seriously, I'm beyond a loss for words if I'm being really real. Myself and four friends saw this alone in an auditorium. We collectively jumped up and screamed at least one dozen times, and probably spent a third of the movie sitting on the barricade behind our seats. You know, like children would do when they're seeing something beyond special or spectacular.