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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

    Every action movie ever made was just an appetizer for Mission: Impossible - Fallout.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me: Man nothing is ever going to make me as uncomfortable as THAT scene in Hereditary

    The entire car scene in Eighth Grade: hold my beer

    the Rick & Morty scene in Eighth Grade: also hold my beer

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  • Freaks of Nature

    Freaks of Nature

    ★★★★

    >this never got a wide release
    >this will never be a cult film
    >a majority of people will die having never enjoyed this

    Fuck me right up. Why even live?

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    On December 16, 2015, I decided that life isn't so bad and it's pretty worth living after all. Thanks, Star Wars.

    If you have a problem with that, you can literally felate me.

    No but seriously, I'm beyond a loss for words if I'm being really real. Myself and four friends saw this alone in an auditorium. We collectively jumped up and screamed at least one dozen times, and probably spent a third of the movie sitting on the barricade behind our seats. You know, like children would do when they're seeing something beyond special or spectacular.