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  • Hereditary



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Demon Gender Confirmation Surgery: The Movie

    So, A24 is a magical marketing machine.

    Toni Collette acts herself out of arbitrarily over-composed scenes. The whole film is built on a series of scenes that showcase her immense talent for changing faces at the drop of a bird’s head.

    Performance-wise, I’ll give Hereditary the merits it deserves. The actors are really doing all they can to convey a story that’s largely reliant on deflective acting.

    Then there’s the rest of it. Let’s…

  • The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid


    The covetous pursuit of a shiksa done in sparse and sunburnt style. Elaine May all the way.

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  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver


    The smarmy lead is the antithesis to everything that made The Cornetto Trilogy feel truthful.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Here be spoilers.

    I don’t normally feel inclined to write a review about something, but in this case, I’ve no one to discuss this with. Sure, I have my friends who will watch the movie, but it’s too hot today to go out and see anyone.

    So, here goes:

    It goes without saying that the hype for this film has been brewing in our (fans) heads for a long time. Infinity War was to be the boss battle to end…