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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    4/10

    This is like the official movie for MGTOW/incels.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★½

    5/10

    I have no idea how to grade this. I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie on this grand a scale that actually made me feel dumber with each scene. I absorbed it’s stupidity through osmosis. It is so baffling thought out, terribly planned and uproariously ignorant that it left me in awe.

    It’s amazing to see schlock of this caliber on the big screen. Truly incredible. Like I’m not being sarcastic or anything, I literally couldn’t…

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark

    ½

    1.5/10

    Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.

    Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    ★★★★★

    10/10

    Who would of thought a shitty Bill Gates impersonator used as a joke in one random episode of a TV series would be the subject of one of the most compelling things I've seen on TV in years?