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  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading



    Brad Pitt is to comedic acting what Adam Sandler is to dramatic acting.

  • Slice


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    There’s a reason they call him Chance The Rapper and not Chance The Actor.

    I’ve edited this review like 3 times in the last half an hour and keep lowering the score.

    I’m not saying it’s awful, but it is pretty awful. It’s not funny enough to be a good comedy, and the movie is clearly intended to be a 100% comedy. There’s no horror elements like I was expecting. There’s a mystery/political corruption element but it’s really dreadful.…

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark



    Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.

    Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances



    Who would of thought a shitty Bill Gates impersonator used as a joke in one random episode of a TV series would be the subject of one of the most compelling things I've seen on TV in years?