★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Oct, 2017
The height of cinema.
★★ Rewatched 21 Oct, 2017
Isn't Halloween the busiest night of the year for hospitals? What is this boring bullshit? If this was in Derry Michael would be spending his time murderizing hundreds of drunk 16 year olds with missing fingers who tried to jack off a firework.
★★★½ Rewatched 12 Oct, 2017 1
What they do with Freddy and Jason: 👌 What they do with the human characters: 👎
½ Watched 08 May, 2016
Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.
Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.