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  • The Founder

    The Founder



    Michael Keaton is the best.

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    Alright, so, it's been about 2 hours and I'm gonna go a little more in-depth (while also scaling my rating down from 9 to 8).

    -This movie is a fucking blast. It's main gimmick is being almost entirely set to music and it is excellently done. As usual, Edgar Wright's biggest strength is his editing and cinematography.
    -There are some funny moments. It's probably the most serious of Wright's movies so far, but it isn't without its moments…

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark



    Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.

    Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    Great tone and well shot, it's let down by a lacklustre score and a few plotholes. It's never great to be watching a film and asking things like
    1) When Blindy McVeteran turned the lights off why didn't they at any point get their phones out and put the torch on?
    2) How did the blind guy go from upstairs to down stairs in the space of 10 seconds?
    3) Why didn't the police investigate his house after the…