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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark

    ½

    1.5/10

    Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.

    Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    ★★★★★

    10/10

    Who would of thought a shitty Bill Gates impersonator used as a joke in one random episode of a TV series would be the subject of one of the most compelling things I've seen on TV in years?