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  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses



    Rob what happened to you to make you like this?

  • Annihilation




    It’s a pretty fantastic experience as a film, but there are a few points where I think writing lets it down.

    And I think it’s officially time to give up the “start at the end and sporadically return to the end whereupon contextual information is gleamed” bullshit. Having Natalie Portman lie and then immediately cut to a guy going “So you lied to them?” is a little kids’-glove-y. And some of the dialogue felt a little underwritten maybe? I…

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark



    Part of Garbage Day: Video Games.

    Hitman had 47 as a faux-antagonist for a bit. Max Payne had really good cinematography. This movie has Christian Slater's weird face, and it just isn't enough.

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances



    Who would of thought a shitty Bill Gates impersonator used as a joke in one random episode of a TV series would be the subject of one of the most compelling things I've seen on TV in years?