A Good Day to Die Hard

2.5/10

I'm just gonna paste my review from last year.

"Great name, atrocious movie. Bruce Willis sleepwalks through this garbage, giving no effort whatsoever. Jai Courtney is rectum. I'd never trust a man named "Skip Woods" to write my screenplay. Why hasn't Bonnie Bedelia been brought back at any point? She was a QT pie in 1988 and I'm sure she's at least as good looking as Bruce is these days. At least she'd be happy to be there. Is John McClane even a character anymore? He feels like a protagonist devoid of any distinguishing features whatsoever, especially since Bruce went bald. Also, this movie's editing and cinematography gave me AIDs and the writing gave me scurvy. I have two weeks to live."

Somehow, I am still alive but my quality of life has never been the same since.

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