D+
Piss on this fucking turd.
*2021 Films Ranked*
*Jake Gyllenhaal Ranked*
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The Many Saints of Newark 2021
C
I watched the entire series of ‘The Sopranos’ for this, the best word I can use to describe my feelings about this movie is “disappointed.” I really wish HBO just did a 6-10 episode mini series, really dropped the ball on this one.
*2021 Films Ranked*
*’Man’ Films Ranked*
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Jurassic Park 1993
A+
This movie makes me feel like a kid again. Brilliant.
*1993 Films Ranked*
*My Top 250 Ranked*
*Steven Spielberg Ranked*
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021
C+
Marvel hasn’t really hit for me since ‘Endgame’. The movie is fine, I was ready to leave by the third act. Glad to see Drago is still getting work.
*2021 Films Ranked*
*MCU Films Ranked*
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Hell Comes to Frogtown 1988
C-
This movie Toad-ally sucked! I mean, are you frog-in kidding me with this? Unhoppy purchase, currently leaping to the spawn shop!
*1988 Films Ranked*
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Once Upon a Time in America 1984
B-
Underwhelming. You’d think Bobby D & Leone teaming up would be the greatest thing since ‘The Godfather Part II’, but instead you get a bunch of shitty child actors running around NYC. You would also think a nearly FOUR HOUR film would have fleshed out characters…why the FUCK was Joe Pesci in this goddamn movie?!
I will say the cinematography does shine at times. I’m just not understanding the love for this film. I would consider rewatching in about 5+ years or when pigs fly, whichever comes last.
*1984 Films Ranked*