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  • Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
  • Uncut Gems
  • Revue Starlight: The Movie
  • Mister America

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  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★★

  • Tusk

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  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★★

    Probably about as good an adaptation of the book as you can do. I say this as a bit of an absurdly dedicated fan of the book. It's very hard to really translate it in a way that does it justice, but this is a pretty good attempt. It definitely gets the horniness right, even if the horror is a bit of a miss sometimes. Definitely fun though.

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    Kevin Smith is so fucking smug about his vapid mocking "Canadian" cred that he can't turn it off for long enough to maintain literally any tension.

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  • Latex

    Latex

    ★★★½

    So obviously i would give this a higher grade if it had more queer influence, but as it stands it manages to pull off pretty good pornography while also being an absolute trip of a cyberpunk psionic thriller. It is entirely unclear what, exactly, is real and what is fake by the end, but it is a wild ride and very fun.

    It is a bit longer than it needs to be, though.

    Also excellent costuming.

  • Shock Treatment

    Shock Treatment

    ★★★★★

    OOOH SHOCK TREATMENT