A monument to the fact that i am dumb as bricks

Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
  • Halloween
  • Nowhere

Recent activity

  • Rush Hour


  • Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior


  • Theatre of Blood


  • Fireworks

Recent reviews

  • Theatre of Blood

    Theatre of Blood


    God this slaps

  • Fireworks


    Not gonna rate this one cause I feel like there was a lot I didn't fully grasp and I plan to read up on flower symbolism in Japan and Beat Takeshi's accident/circumstances when making this movie and give it a rewatch. That said, I still loved this. The way moments of hope and beauty gradually seep into the overbearing loneliness and death that fills these characters' lives is extremely effective. It felt much realer than most stories about wrestling moments…

Popular reviews

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    There are a few cool moments surrounded by a really boring, ugly, lazy movie. Bad performances all around. Absolutely does not need to be 2 hours long. Like Godzilla (2014) the problem isn't that there are human characters but that those characters and their world are so generic and uninteresting.

  • The Discarnates

    The Discarnates


    This is a beautiful movie that has given me a lot to think about. I really enjoyed the way it depicted the self-infantilization that occurs when you cling too hard to childhood nostalgia and trauma. And wow the score was so good I'm going to have to seek it out.