• Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


     And what if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?

    Literally have been trying to formulate a review for 25 minutes  but i think its impossible to encapsulate this movie in any myriad of words so i’ll just not even try.  Instead I’ll do some emojis: 

    🐰🖤☠️🫂👩‍🦯🚀 🌄📭📅

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    this was a lot 
    im not sure that im ok
    but it was just what i needed

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away


    i remember when you showed me princess mononoke when i was 8. It was among the many things I was too young to be exposed to but you and sam did it anyway. I thought it was so cool and i thought that i had the coolest brothers, and i was right. 

    studio ghibli movies, and movies in general, are just one of the ways you influenced me. if it weren’t for you i wouldn’t money my favorite book, or…

  • Fargo



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    yea this movie is great and all but why the fuck would you casually drive around some random ass lake in the middle of nowhere for literally no reason when you’re in the middle of an investigation

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    Rest In Power Billie. We didn’t get to watch it at Christmas so I thought better late than never❤️ 💜 🖤

  • Everything Will Be OK

    Everything Will Be OK

    why do i do this to myself

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    these actors have absolutely NO chemistry and the us hegemony message was so unbearably on the nose. Nonetheless i love john cena and needledrops no matter how useless they are

  • Wild at Heart
  • Orphan



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so i have to commit murder for vera farminga to tell me she isnt my “fucking mommy”

  • Malignant



    king wan yet AGAIN reinventing horror i expect all of the horror movies of the next decade to have amazing action and look like a literal video game.

  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when it ended i thought to myself “yea that was really good but it could’ve been so much better”

    and while i still somewhat believe that, i’ve never seen anything like it and i most likely wont ever see anything like it.

    but maybe in another life when i am a cat.

    life extension>>>>religion

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo


    so now you'd better stop
    and rebuild all your ruins
    for peace and trust can win the day
     despite of all your losing