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  • Bill and Tony

    Bill and Tony

    ★★★★★

    I could watch the Burroughs/ Balch cut-up films all day long. And have many times.

  • Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    There's no way I can top the hilarious reviews of this already on the site.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★

    The first new Star Wars film I've liked at all in 37 years (haven't seen Chapter 7 though). Tries to transcend the limitations of Star Wars mythology but only succeeds marginally. CGI Tarkin looked odd and sounded nothing like Cushing. The main character was a lovely and fine actress and her droid pal was cool. The parts most like A New Hope were the weakest. Donnie Yen, James Earl Jones, and Forrest Whitaker were wasted. I'll probably get cyberstalked for this review.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★½

    Apparently many people enjoyed this.

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    RIP George A Romero. Thanks for everything.

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★

    WORLD ON A WIRE > THE MATRIX series

  • Contracted: Phase II

    Contracted: Phase II

    As pointless and worthless as "Phase One", but ponderously pretentious to boot. What a combo.

  • River's Edge

    River's Edge

    Obscenely over the top and criminally overrated.

  • I Am a Ghost

    I Am a Ghost

    Completely cheeseball.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★½

    Maybe I'm just missing John Huston's narration?

  • Tokyo Drifter

    Tokyo Drifter

    ★★★★★

    RIP Seijun Suzuki

  • Hannah, Queen of the Vampires

    Hannah, Queen of the Vampires

    Profoundly, obscenely awful. So bad it's... not good.