Keith Goulette

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I make movie posters/art, link above (or below depending where you're reading this)

Favorite films

  • Black Christmas
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Elf
  • The Family Stone

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  • May December

    ★★★★½

  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★

  • The House of Yes

    ★★★★½

  • Best. Christmas. Ever!

    ½

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★½

    Charles Melton.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★

    They filmed the movie theater scene in my favorite theater right down the road from where I live!!! 🥲

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  • Ghost World

    Ghost World

    ★★★★½

    That moment when Rebecca is showing Enid her new apartment and says “Oh wait I have to show you something really cool,” then proceeds to show her a fold-out ironing board. 
    There’s never been a more accurate example of the transition from adolescence to adulthood tbh.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    But is there really a witch?, I thought, after first reading about this film over a year ago. I was mostly expecting this to be an ambiguous tale where the titular evil-doer was metaphorical, an approach that's not unfamiliar to arthouse films of today. But my inner darkness was absolutely delighted to discover this was not the case.

    A mere 10 minutes in (maybe, I was too entranced to look at my watch) and we're witness to the stringy-haired, naked…