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  • Three O'Clock High
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  • Lou

    ★★★

  • The Third Saturday in October Part V

  • Chop & Steele

  • Incendies

    ★★★★½

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  • Lou

    Lou

    ★★★

    I actually really enjoyed this wholly derivative takeoff of Taken. And I'm owing that entirely to the cast. Janney, Smollett, and Logan Marshall-Green all do great work in the service of a derivative script that bends over backwards to justify far-fetched twists and turns before a fairly anti-climatic ending. But like I said, the performers manage to drag it across the finish line.

  • The Third Saturday in October Part V

    The Third Saturday in October Part V

    Fantastic Fest@Home 2022 Film #2

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  • The Trump Prophecy

    The Trump Prophecy

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★★★½

    If you had told me this morning that I'd be closing out my movie viewing evening with a version of the classic Cinderella story that involved surprisingly catchy musical numbers, copious amounts of nudity, lots of simulated sex, a borderline racially insensitive and homophobic version of the fairy godmother, a ballroom orgy, and a magical vagina, I would've said "Yeah. Sounds about right." If that sounds like something, you might enjoy...well, I won't tell anyone.